February 2011
18 posts
January 2011
19 posts
WANT JOE BIDEN NEED JOE BIDEN →
oldtobegin:
CLICK don’t fuck around CLICK IT
Staring at this for about ten minutes cured my hangover
portorock asked: Felíz cumpleaños
halfbakedidea:
cargohoo:kellydeal:hurtling:“The...
Fate is a cruel snake: Being an adult →
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jamiek:
halfbakedidea:
Is realizing that I just don’t “do” shots.
Not saying shots are bad. I just have never liked them. It’s a weird, kind of dumb thing…to finally just day out loud, “I’m 30; I just don’t like shots.”. In…
You don’t like shots because you’re 30? No, you don’t like shots because you don’t like...
“I believe we can be better. Those who died here, those who saved lives here -...”
– President Barack Obama, at the memorial in Tucson
(full text here)
Anonymous asked: ~fartz~
Watchazizisbored:
Rob Huebel’s “Want to See a Dead Body?” with Warren Sapp
Never thought I’d say this, but Warren Sapp is hilarious.
Infinitely more hilarious than I expected
“You should view the world as a conspiracy run by a very close-knit group of...”
– Robert Anton Wilson (via yourdreamswillcome)