December 2009
73 posts
The Snuggie Sutra →
I honestly don’t know why I am surprised.
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Just hours after federal agents charged banker Allen Stanford with fleecing...
– Miami Herald
Songs for Moms
So, I am making a CD for my mom for Christmas because I am an awesome son. I want to include recent, hip tunes that she won’t have heard before but can still enjoy.
Any suggestions?
I bought my girlfriend a Snuggie for Christmas
…and she totally loves me for it
You should draw the faces on the potatoes and pretend that they are the angry...
– sometimes I give my gf really good advice
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Sounds legit!
You guys, I got a job offer from “the Internet”:
Hello, We found your resume on the Internet. Therefore we’d like to offer you a position of an “Executive Manager”. Our HR department looked through your resume and length of service and highly recommends you for this position in our company. The given position consists of the following tasks: - timely filing of...
I have never tried it in my entire life. I’ve never seen it. I am also way too...
– Brittany Murphy, on cocaine (via coketalk)
REAL TALK
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.
– Soren Kierkegaard (via esteenabiela) (via fuckyeahexistentialism) (via creativelymaladjusted)
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New Midlake album, you guys! →
My personal most anticipated album of 2010.
You can listen to a couple of tracks streaming right now.
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“What English Sounds Like To Foreigners”
Surprisingly catchy!
Goats have eaten through her walls!
We’re watching ‘Hoarders’
NICKELBACK is named Billboard's "Rock group of the... →
halfbakedidea:
NICKELBACK.
“That’s fucked up.” - ToSeeThis
Commence with the spitting, the inability to get words out of your mouth other than “what…no…but…”, the flailing, the gnashing of teeth, the stroke, and the impotent rage now.
We just had a whole conversation where she was talking to me about the state of the economy and our country in general and I reassured her and said that...
Do you share a bday with a celebrity?
map-the-seoul:
i-just-had-a-k-popgasm:
fuckyeahphonesandcameras:
theacastillo:
whatshernuts:
michaelwho:
stephaniepham:
dirtyghettokidsadvocate:
simonefiasco:
decembersown:
I do!
DEC18: Steven Spielberg, DMX, Brad Pitt, Katie Holmes, Christina Aguilera
april first - METHOD MAN!
Magic Johnson and Halle Berry…HALLE Berry. Lol
mickey mouse and mila j. easiest to remember...